spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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