Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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