I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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