Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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