I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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