Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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