I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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