IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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