butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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