its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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