Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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