Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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