I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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