her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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