We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize