im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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