Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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