: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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