Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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