Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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