we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Randomize
