I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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