He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
