i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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