you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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