You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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