Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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