Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
thus making me awesome and them whores
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
