Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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