she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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