I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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