fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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