Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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