So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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