Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
