Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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