Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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