dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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