I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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