That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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