Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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