just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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