Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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