it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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