I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she pinky promised me she was 18
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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