they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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