How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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