I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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