i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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