It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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