I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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