Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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