would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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