Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
